Whether you're here with a small rod seeking help or you're hung like a horse and looking for some free stuff to share with friends, you've come to the right place.
- Stop fishing and instead spend more time with your partner, who will like you more if you smell less like a toilet.
- Seek natural ways to improve things in the bedroom. Broccoli, carrots, tomatoes and sweet potatoes are much tastier than the little blue pill and are healthier for you too! Order our free vegetarian/vegan starter kit to help you get on the right path.
- Go out and buy a penis enlarger. If you have a whopper in your pants, you'll be more likely to be happy about yourself and stop torturing innocent creatures.
- Get hooked on helping others. Women are attracted to men with big ... HEARTS.
- Stop playing with your tackle so much and get out there to work on your people skills.